Corrupt A Wish

[Ozlen]

One of my favorite forum games, in Corrupt a Wish, the goal is to grant the previous posters wish, but use their lack of details to make it something bad.

Example:
Post 1: I wish to be a millionare!
Poster 2: Your wish is granted, but the money was taken from the mafia and now they have put a bounty on your head.

So I will go first. I wish I could fly!

 

[prophet]

Your wish is granted, but you can only fly upwards and can never go back down.

I wish I can read minds.

 

[Senkusha]

Granted! You can now read ALL minds. To include all animals (even including dogs that need to go outside to urinate, etc), and you hear all the thoughts all simultaneously, so it's one big loud chaos chattering that never silences.

I wish to be Fate Testarossa!